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dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

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fernacular:

lucybelen:

plantial:

I did this at a bus stop once. I missed my bus and the next one wasn’t supposed to come for another hour, so I had time to kill. A little girl walking with her mom said it looked like a throne for a flower princess.

killed flowers for nothing 

those are dandelions they don’t have feelings physical or emotional there are quite literally billions of them and it made a little girl happy

calm the heck down

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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

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taco-bell-rey:

when someone calls you “hun”

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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